Happy F’n New Year… As promised…. I give you the first Snakes and the Fatman Episode of 2021 with 15 Minutes of Lame Winner… Shane Mother F#ckin’ Kelley of Small Town Xotics. Shane and I go deep into his history with reptiles…. And many, many other things lol. Not only that.. but we head all the way to the constantly ass smacked by hurricanes island of Puerto Rico and talk to the Breaking Bad guy… Ron Heisenberg of BBM Reptiles… We’re so lookin’ forward to 2021 by bringing you twice the content, some travel content, some YouTube content and makin’ ya laugh a few times a month.
Oh… wear a g#ddamn mask.
Man… it is hard to this amazing and this pretty all at once… Snakes and the Fatman: Home of the Pretty Reptile People… Great guests this week who are also good looking… too bad we’re an audio podcast and you can’t tell… however you do have permission to rub one out to our voices… The gorgeous Jamie Cadile of RC Reptiles joins us for “15 Minutes of MILF… I mean Lame.” The stunning Keri Huber Schaale and the “right out of a page of GQ” Brooklyn Hipster, Bairos Almeida of KB Reptiles join us for the main interview. These people are so good looking that my average goes up just talking to them! Hope you guys enjoy the show. Yes, I know, I’m late but that just means there will be 2 shows this month.
The wife of the Big Dawg... Tina Chavez from Always Evolving Pythons talks her role in the Ball Python and Influencer scenes all while keeping up with Miguel. Also... 15 Minutes of Lame with Baud's Exotic Reptiles.
Episode 39 is finally in the books… Biggest Snakes and the Fatman episode EVER…11 guests, 3 countries, 2 continents… 1 killer episode! Learn how all the big players are dealing with Covid, Quarantine and Racism… with Mark Mandic, Brittney Gobble, Donato Signore, Gavin Atkins, JT Tomlinson, Amad “Ozzy” Osman, Brian Kusko, Deadly Tarantula Girl, Miguel Garcia, and Justin Kobylka. This is a long one with a special intro where I’m joined by My 1 Black Friend and My 1 White Friend co-host Dakim Duncan… Hope you guys enjoy it!
Conversation in Quarantine with Billy D. Rows of Mutation Creations… Didn’t know this guy at all but it turns out he’s not a bad guy… High Energy Canadian meets Low Energy American leads to some interesting talks… Also Kevin Finke from KDF Reptiles… Texarkana Redneck meets New York Asshole… and again… I ended up likin’ this guy too! I might have to change my mind about these Ball Python people soon… but not yet… Hope ya like it guys!
In Quarantine yet no rest for the wicked… Take a ride to an alternate universe where Garrick Demeyer and I talk about headin’ out to Tinley, the prep, the drive and the… oh sh@t… yep it didn’t happen lol. Hey we recorded this episode about a month ago so granted… I missed the boat… But Garrick talks about a lot of other sh@t so you’ll def learn something! Plus Kori Martin of Kori Martin Reptiles makes an appearance on 15 Minutes of Lame and I bitch about idiots in NY during a pandemic!
The one everyone has been waiting for… The money spending, bull riding, jet setting, classic car collecting, You Tube sensation Miguel Garcia from Always Evolving Pythons. We get down and dirty with Miguel and you’ll hear things here that you won’t hear anywhere else about how he got started and how he run his empire. Real talk, no bullshit… GREAT INTERVIEW… trust me, this one is worth the listen!
Listen to Chris talk about an asshat that reported him on FB, the new single by Fuzz Huzzi, and Matthew and Anya Littlefield of Snake Eyes Exotics! Plus all the way from Russia... Peter Snakes, ReptiChip, Morph Market, Herp Shows.Net, and C-Serpents... All that and more so download, subscribe, we don't care... JUST LISTEN!
On your best day, you were not as nice as this guy is on his worst day. My friend JT, owner of Reptichip raises the bar for everyone in the hobby.
Chris bullshits with the BallShitter! Plus bitchin' about Facebook Groups and last month's idiots.
In rare form this month calling out assholes and shit breeders and having my friends Angelo and Donato along for the ride. Between me bitchin' about stuff and Angelo yappin' off at the mouth, we might lose some listeners on this one hahah.
Harrison Wang of Royal Canvas Exotics sits down and shoots the shit with Chris and Donato!
Chaise Patton, in his first interview after surgery, opens up about what he's been going through and the extraordinary amount of public support he and his family have been receiving. Justin also joins us on the phone call expressing his love and admiration of all things Chaise!
Marita De La Pena discusses tarantulas, snakes, horses, and being a YouTube shake and mover. She has a lot of great information to share and she's pretty easy on the eyes!
Chris, Erin and Donato hanging in Arlington Tx with Mike Wilbanks, Sean Bradley, Justin, and a bunch of others kickin' it in TX.
Join Chris on the road to Arlington as he interviews clients, friends, and breeders in Texas... Yeehaw!
Listen to Chris and Brittney bitch about Facebook Groups. We veer purposely off course and talk about Cat Breeding, Photography, Trophy Wives and yeah yeah... we eventually get to the ball pythons lol.
Hear Chris bullshit with the Canadian Prime Minister of Balls... Mark Mandic about everything Ball Python. New segment - Get the Fuck Outta Here - Endo Stays Baked!
Join the Fatman Chris Eaton as he announces two very big deals, and interviews Bob Vu. What voodu do you do? Bob Vu
Chris sits down with his friend of 40 years Donato Signore and they bullshit about Cub Scouts, growing up in the Bronx, starting iBalls together and a bunch of other ball python shit you'll only hear here lol.
Join Chris Eaton… the Fatman… for some bullshitting on the Ball Python Industry, iBall Pythons, and all the behind the scenes fuck-tardery that keeps the reptile business running! And some cool personal stories and bad ass music!
Episode 17 brings us Mr. Daniel Allison of Constriction Addiction and ReptiChip East. Learn how he quit the competitive world of Drag Racing to make his own way and start his own breeding business, secrets never told about scaleless ball pythons, his awesome powder coated green racks and more!
Music in Episode 17 includes:
Intro: Fuzz Huzzi, “Drivin”, Album: Rock N’ Roll Ain't Easy, Released: 2003, Genre: Rock
Song 1: Slash’s Snakepit, “The Truth”, Album: Ain’t Life Grand, Released: 2000, Genre: Rock
Song 2: White Trash, “Apple Pie”, Album: White Trash, Released: 1991, Genre: Rock
Thanks again to all the people who download and subscribe to Snakes and the Fatman!
Don’t forget to check iBall Pythons for some of the coolest investment ball pythons around!
Donate to US Ark and help out the people who fight for our rights to keep these animals!
Brian hangs with the Fatman a little bit and discusses his new Freedom Breeder Sponsorship, Family Life and his overwhelming positive-ness!! Plus funny ass stories!
Chris and Kevin shoot the shit about the history of the business and where its goin... plus great music, stupid jokes and some Bitcoin talk.
Chris rambles on about visitors from Europe, hot girls, and how much NY sucks... and talks with his buddy Josh Lundberg... Plus music from L.A. Guns and Cry of Love!